The VHS KvLT is not just an 80s movie Podcast hosted by two white dudes — it’s a lifestyle. Really, It’s much more than even that. It’s a Lifestyle Brand: Kvlt Life™

     Like a moth to the candle flame, you’re here because of a draw to our sense of community: friendship, belonging, mutual understanding, neon lights.

     The KvLT Life is a lifestyle around making conscious decisions to embrace each other collectively as individuals and to shift paradigms into dynamic new synergistic relationships that mean nothing to our everyday lives and serve only to further disconnect each of us from the real people who surround us. Also, a disdain for (non-KvLT) authority.

     Even in these divisive times, we know that underneath it all, once you’re far away from the propaganda and agendas of the mainstream and dialed into The KvLT Life’s propaganda and agendas, there exists a fun-loving, compassionate, generous gem of a person who we can exploit for profit.

     I know what you’re thinking. Will there be taint scented candles? Of course. Will we have to stick strange, often dangerous, objects into our anal cavity? Hell yeah, and you’ll pay $79.95 for the privilege. Is there gonna be an App? There will be six.

     The VHS KvLT is determined to make a difference in the world. KvLT members are working tirelessly, regardless of race, gender, or opinion of Charles Bronson to make the world a better place for the KvLT.

    As final note, The KvLT believes in full disclosure (when it suits us) here are some potential names we thought of before settling on the purest, KvlT Life:

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